Bio: Once released from his parole commitments, Herbie began searching for an outlet to his voyeristic, sex offender nature that wouldn't get him into trouble. He also needed to do some community outreach where the women didn't have restraining orders against him. Derby seemed like a natural match. A team of women who needed some leadership and guidance. Girls who also don't bother with restraining orders because they just kick your ass instead. Hoping these women set him straight and keep his nose clean, Herbie continues his struggle to tame these out of control dames as well as his out of control sexual deviancy.

Bio: After becoming a Derby widow Dick would sit around at home longing for his love and surfing for video footage of derby matches so he could pretend to be with his wife. After two straight months he found he was calling the plays to himself and it hit him... the damn ceiling fan came off again. Ouch.

The headache that followed got Dick thinking.... screw the ceiling fan, he would be an announcer. He had always been told he was loud and obnoxious, he loved playing to a crowd and he now understood Roller Derby. Instead of calling plays to himself and video footage he would join his wife and call her every move. This would also prevent any further ceiling fans incidents.

After his first bout there was no looking back. Dick is still occasionally left at home longing for his love but once a month he gets out there and gets the crowd riled up at every big hit, every grand slam and the occasional missed call. At long last he has found his calling.

-- Derby Saved My Wife

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