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BLACK SHIRTS, TARTAN SKIRTS, THRASHIN' LASSIES MAKE IT HURT!
The Thrashin' Lassies are a group of kilt-wearing, bagpipe-playing, haggis-eating animals. These ladies will knock you on your arse, then help you up, buy you a pint, then knock you down again. This boisterous gang of upstarts is also skilled at breaking hearts, and other body parts, if the situation calls for it. Victory is the only option for the die hard Lassies and the only way to go down is to go down fighting! This little clan of whoop ass packs a huge punch and they are known for their aggression, hard hitting play, and "do or die" attitudes.

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 | Scarla Maim - #11 - Captain
The leader of the Lassies, this rowdy rebel ain’t called Scarla fer nuthin’.
“Never Say Die” is the mantra she lives by, and this has served her team well.
Hard hitting and fast, she comes at you with unrelenting attacks and takes great
delight in the pain and humiliation she inflicts upon her unfortunate opponents. |
 | Mickey Fickey - #507- Co-Captain
Mickey is a determined, dreadlocked warrior. Feisty and fabulous, she is a player of epic
standards. Versatile in battle, she can take on any role and rock it with a tenacity
not easily matched by most.
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 | Criminal Intent - #14
The joker of the crew, CI keeps the mood light. However, when its time to go to war, she is all business. Booty blocking like it was her last duty on this earth, she closes in on those attempting to get by her and sights them in for the kill, which typically results in her target on the floor. |
 | Dirtbag - #40
The Lassies brutally sarcastic and truthful member, Dirtbag comes by her name honestly. She is a blocker who can be a real pain when she takes you down, gets in your way or distracts with her wisecracks and bright tattoos. Truly a woman with no shame and nothing to prove to you! |
 | Sexy Wrexxxy - #851
The prodigal daughter. Wrexxxy left the clan nary a year ago to seek greener pastures,
but she found that the Lassies were in her blood and couldn`t bear to fight for anyone other
than her kin. Wrexxxy has come home and brought with her a savagery that will only serve to
annihilate those who stand against her and the family she holds so dear. |
 | DX Zone - #128
A Lassie who is making considerable efforts to learn her trade and
become adept at blocking out opposition to put them where they
belong…on the floor! She makes friends with her enemies in attempts to
lull them into complacency, and then she strikes. |
 | Honey Blazed - #0
This little Lassie will quickly take you off your guard with her sickeningly
sweet demeanor, but will certainly stick it to you when you least expect it.
Fast on her skates, cute and innocent is simply a game she plays to pull
the wool over unsuspecting eyes, and then lashes out with a vengeance. |
 | Melbot - #1000
One half robotics, and one half pint sized fireball, the Melbot 1000 took
refuge on this planet from an uncharted galaxy, as she was a fugitive from
justice. She quickly and seamlessly assimilated into our society and joined
the Lassies in their quest for world domination. You really can’t keep a
good android down! They keep going, and going, and going… |
 | Miss Elle Stryke - #403
With unwavering focus and absolute glee, she locks on and never misses her target.
And when the fires are still raging and the dust is barely settling, you’ll see her
dancing a victory dance to the tune of your defeat. |
 | Lexi Fatale - #-1
She may be cute but don’t let this demon of the track fool you.
Batting those eyelashes to downplay her barbarian nature, Lexi Fatale is a
skating contradiction. Don’t let down your guard with this one about,
as it will only end in pain and misery for those who take her for granted. |
 | Chrissy Cruizzer - #23
Small in stature, but big in heart, Cruizzer is the go to gal when you need a girl to zip
around the track at breakneck speeds and accumulate points. Tough as nails, but a heart of gold,
Cruizzer is a jammer incarnate who never fails to impress. |
 | Mamasita Muerte - #38
Mamasita likes to shake her maracas, and is known to swear like a sailor.
If you're lookin' for sass, she's your senorita. She'll leave you saying "AY AY AY!"
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 | Suzie Smoke Show - #305
Burning her way into your hearts, this smokin’ Lassie’s skates have torque converters.
New to the clan, Suzie is primed for some serious action on the flat track, scrappin’
with the Lassies in their bid to slaughter anyone in their path. What you see is NOT
what you get when it comes to this hot rod. |
 | Trailer Park Tracy - #2-6
Temperamental and cunning, you won’t want to make this Lassie angry.
She will cut your heart out and eat it for dinner. Trailer will not accept anything
less than absolute defeat on the part of her rivals and will make every effort to
ensure this eventuality. Swearing like a sailor helps her to get out pent up frustration,
and she has been known to flog referees. |
 | Brazilian Whacks - #2
Showed her prowess on the track quickly after joining this Gaelic hoard. Known for her
legendary intensity
when impacting opponents, she is a valuable and worthy competitor in the blocking arena.
A Brazilian Whack Attack is something you don’t want to be on the receiving end of. |
 | Twitch Blade - #13 inches
13 inches of sharp and nasty, Twitch is fired up to carve a girl down to size. No longer a rookie,
this Lassie has shown the capacity to flank her sisters of mayhem and wage war
by engaging an arsenal of attack blows. With a piercing war cry not soon to be abated,
Twitchy will continue to be a hostile combatant on the battle track this season. |

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