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Sexy Wrexxxy - #851 - Captain
The prodigal daughter. Wrexxxy left the clan nary a year ago to seek greener pastures, but she found that the Lassies were in her blood and couldn`t bear to fight for anyone other than her kin. Wrexxxy has come home and brought with her a savagery that will only serve to annihilate those who stand against her and the family she holds so dear.
Chrissy Cruizzer - #23 - Captain
Small in stature, but big in heart, Cruizzer is the go to gal when you need a girl to zip around the track at breakneck speeds and accumulate points. Tough as nails, but a heart of gold, Cruizzer is a jammer incarnate who never fails to impress.
Scarla Maim - #11
The leader of the Lassies, this rowdy rebel ain’t called Scarla fer nuthin’. “Never Say Die” is the mantra she lives by, and this has served her team well. Hard hitting and fast, she comes at you with unrelenting attacks and takes great delight in the pain and humiliation she inflicts upon her unfortunate opponents.
Mickey Fickey - #507
Mickey is a determined, dreadlocked warrior. Feisty and fabulous, she is a player of epic standards. Versatile in battle, she can take on any role and rock it with a tenacity not easily matched by most.
Mama Ro- #24
Fearless leader of the Bella battalion, Mama Ro delights in seeing the bodies hit the floor. She’ll knock you flat on the track then kick out the jams with her deafening victory song.
Rollover Jean - #8
The black sheep in a family of intellectuals, derby was a natural choice in a continuing descent into all things dark and decadent. Rollover Jean is working out her family issues on the track and rolling over anyone who gets in her way.
Lucy Flawless - #32
Being a warrior princess, endurance and athletics come naturally to this amazon. When she learned of roller derby, a sport that involved hits, agility and speed, she strapped on a pair of skates immediately and hit the track. Lucy dominates fearlessly when she's blocking and glides effortlessly through the pack with true princess grace.
Brazilian Whacks - #2
Showed her prowess on the track quickly after joining this Gaelic hoard. Known for her legendary intensity when impacting opponents, she is a valuable and worthy competitor in the blocking arena. A Brazilian Whack Attack is something you don’t want to be on the receiving end of.
Mamasita Muerte - #38
Mamasita likes to shake her maracas, and is known to swear like a sailor. If you're lookin' for sass, she's your senorita. She'll leave you saying "AY AY AY!"
Suzie Smoke Show - #305
Burning her way into your hearts, this smokin’ Lassie’s skates have torque converters. New to the clan, Suzie is primed for some serious action on the flat track, scrappin’ with the Lassies in their bid to slaughter anyone in their path. What you see is NOT what you get when it comes to this hot rod.
Slap Chop - # $ 19.99
Slap Chop was picked up by the girls in teal after they found her standing on a corner yelling 'you’re gonna love my nuts' at random strangers. After realizing she wasn't crazy and was simply suffering from boring tuna and a boring life they decided to keep her. She slaps their troubles away and can do it all day.....with just one finger.
Lockjaw Lyla - #42
Starting her derby career on the streets, and armed with 42 teeth, Lockjaw Lyla is known to have a ferocious bite. She knocks the girls around, takes the boys to town and she is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
Trailer Park Tracy - #2-6
Temperamental and cunning, you won’t want to make this Lassie angry. She will cut your heart out and eat it for dinner. Trailer will not accept anything less than absolute defeat on the part of her rivals and will make every effort to ensure this eventuality. Swearing like a sailor helps her to get out pent up frustration, and she has been known to flog referees.
Twitch Blade - #13 inches
13 inches of sharp and nasty, Twitch is fired up to carve a girl down to size. No longer a rookie, this Lassie has shown the capacity to flank her sisters of mayhem and wage war by engaging an arsenal of attack blows. With a piercing war cry not soon to be abated, Twitchy will continue to be a hostile combatant on the battle track this season.

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