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Co-Captain
Name: Chrissy Cruizzer
Number: 23
Position: Jammer
Bio: When not playing derby I am a personal trainer. I love pushing people to their limits. Roller derby allows me to do this for myself every time I put on my skates. I spent most of my teenager years at rolllerland. This Is where my passion for skating began. Was always involved in sports But just a player to pass the ball for someone else to be great. I have found my sport. This game completes me. Every little girl daydreams about being a super hero.I get to be one every game. Chrissy Cruizzer is everything Im not!


Co-Captain
Name: Scarla Maim
Number: 11
Position: Jammer, pivot, blocker
Bio: Scarla Maim, AKA Scarface, AKA GWARla, is the captain of the Thrashin' Lassies and a butt kickin' Trans Amazon from beyond the stars...and this rowdy rebel ain't called "Scarla" fer nuthin'. Never one to avoid a scuffle, this little Lassie can withstand some serious pain and nary even shed a tear. She delights in instigating bar brawls and can be a real pain in the ass on the rink. The Lassie's version of wily William Wallace, her "take no prisoners" style is sure to lead her band of slaughter hotties to victory. For when Scarla opens up this little clan of whoop ass, have some pity for the poor souls who get in the Lassies way! Victory is the only option... Oi Oi Oi!



Name: Angi Septic
Number: 31ml
Position: Jammer
DOB: August 31, 1975
Bio: Angi Septic is coming clean. She plans on mopping up the track with anyone who tries to get in her way. Her hits pack 31 ml of lethal derby pain, served up with a squeaky clean fishnet-clad smile. Taking out the trash is Angi Septic's pleasure.
Quote: "Come get your medicine!!"




Name: Crimson Shivers
Number: 88
Position: Jammer
Bio: Mod-pirate Crimson Shivers emerged from a 60s timewarp as a full-fledged derby girl. A die-hard jammer, she uses stealth,speed, and outlandish plotting to outwit her opponents and score points for her team. Her favorite things include vinyl clothing, platform shoes, and shag carpet. When she’s not on the track, you’ll likely to find Crimson lounging with a gin martini watching Beyond the Valley ofthe Dolls.


Name: Dragstrip Dolly
Number: 1/4 mile
Position: Blocker/Pivot



Name: Jenny Rocket
Number: 9
Position: Pivot, blocker
DOB: April 15th
Quote: "All roller derby players are bilingual. They know English and profanity."




Name: Mama Ro
Number: 24
Position: Jammer, pivot, blocker




Name: Mamasita Muerte
Number: F-U
Position: Blocker/Pivot
DOB: Old enough to know better
Bio: Mamasita likes to shake her maracas, and is known to swear like a sailor. If you're lookin' for sass, she's your senorita. She'll leave you saying "AY AY AY!"
Quote: "Never take life seriously..no one gets out alive anyways"




Name: Mickey Fickey
Number: 507
Position: Jammer



Name: Mortu Mary
Number: 13
Position: Blocker/Pivot
DOB: Feb. 12, 1984
Quote: Every day above ground is a good one




Name: Sally Sawed Off
Number: 12 gauge
Position: Jammer, #2 blocker
DOB: im a scorpio...thats all u need to know.
Bio: Upon countless hours of searching through records and microfiche, we were unable to locate any documentation on Sally Sawed-Off. Shrouded in mystery, rumors circulated in years past that at the age of 12, Sally found her grandfather's sawed-off shot gun in the shed and one night killed her entire family. Sally was institutionalized but at the age of 15 she escaped and was never heard from again. While these claims cannot be validated, all we know is Sally's history is shady as her on-track antics.
Quote: 'Im sally mother fuckin sawed off.'




Name: Sexy Wrexxxy
Number: 851 (GO TEAM MULLET STROKER!)
Position: Blocker
Quote: "Ohhh Wrexxxy, you're so Sexy!!!"


Alternate
Name: Kickstart Kandi
Number: YZ125
Position: Pivot, Blocker, Jammer
DOB: NOYB
Bio: A true adrenaline junkie at heart, this chick’s ultimate kicks were found tearing up the dirt track. Kandi’s love of motocross and her natural aggression has been the catalyst for her addiction to extreme sports. Needing an equally aggressive obsession to kick some ass and fill the winter void, Kandi laced up her skates and took on the CRDA. The result was a new passion and a new addiction to derby. Watch out for this roller girl, she’ll blow past and leave you in her roost, whichever track you’re on.
Injuries: Bruised ribs, twisted knee, sprained ankle, broken fibula




Alternate
Name: Lexi Fatale
Number: -1
Position: Jammer
DOB: Sept 3, 1989
Bio: Her love of the game started when she was too young to play, yet the growing league took her in anyway. Taking her previous experience and applying it to the game she has found a sport that allows her to use the seductive moves of any spy. Lexi Fatale loves her skates more then her gun. Flaunting moves that would make any James Bond envious she is a real 'femme fatale' on the track.


Alternate
Name: Lucy Flawless
Number: 32
Position: Blocker
DOB: 06th/85
Quote: "Everyone is flawless, 'flaws' are what make an individual".


Name: The Wicked Witch
Position: Team Manager / Bench Wench
Bio: This Mistress of the Dark Art of Roller Derby learned that she was more proficient riding her broom than her roller skates. Her passion for the game lead to many moonlit nights around the cauldron concocting spells to help lead her team to victory. Wielding magick and mayhem, mixed with a hint of sexy, she is a force to be reckoned with. You better watch out, because if you’re not careful, she’ll cast her spell on you.
Quote: 'No Rest for the Wicked.'