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Serving up a main dish of sass and speed with a side order of bone-crushing hits, the Cut-throat Car Hops aim to be unforgettable. Blending equal parts perseverance, grit, laughter and derby sister love will give you an idea of the essence of a Car Hop. Not content to blend in or watch the action complacently, Hops strike with a vengeance and incomparable ferocious flare. And they look damn fine doing so.
	Lucy Flawless - #32 – Blocker/Jammer (Captain) Being a warrior princess, endurance and athletics come naturally to this amazon. When she learned of roller derby, a sport that involved hits, agility and speed, she strapped on a pair of skates immediately and hit the track. Lucy dominates fearlessly when she's blocking and glides effortlessly through the pack with true princess grace.
	Rollover Jean - #8 – Blocker (Co-Captain) The black sheep in a family of intellectuals, derby was a natural choice in a continuing descent into all things dark and decadent. Rollover Jean is working out her family issues on the track and rolling over anyone who gets in her way.
	Angi Septic - #31ml – Jammer (Co-Captain) Angi Septic is coming clean. She plans on mopping up the track with anyone who tries to get in her way. Her hits pack 31 ml of lethal derby pain, served up with a squeaky clean fishnet-clad smile. Taking out the trash is Angi Septic's pleasure.
	Barbrawl Walters - #20/20 – Blocker Barbrawl used to interview people for a living, but when she couldn't stop hip checking them she thought she'd take her career to the roller derby track. Nowadays you can hear this saucy reporter giving details on how she's going to lay people out flat before giving them the primetime smack down for real. This girl has got the scoop on you!
	Bettie 2 Rumble - #2 – Blocker Known for her invisabootie, Bettie is a true pin-up girl on and off the track. She gets her hair flower-wearin', elvis-lovin', swing-dancin', perfect figure in your way at just the right time. Her speed is almost as amazing as her beauty.
	Dangercat - #60 – Blocker/Jammer This woman is a Dangercat! This feisty cat’s 9 lives are ready for a fight, so don't get in her way. She's been known to shred her enemies to pieces. Also, she enjoys long walks on the beach, drinking pina colada’s and getting caught in the rain.
	Elektra Shock - #77 – Blocker/Jammer Since her early skating days in dark underground parking lots, Elektra Shock has had the heat on to her and encouraged the usual trouble that follows mischievous derby girls like herself. A force to be reckoned with on the track, this derby girl is shocking her rivals in to submission every chance she gets.
	Killer Spice - #6 – Blocker Don’t let the sweet smile fool you; once Killer Spice has her eye on you, she won’t stop until you are down and left with nothing but a viscous taste of just how hot she can be.
	Lockjaw Lyla - #42 – Blocker/Jammer Starting her derby career on the streets, and armed with 42 teeth, Lockjaw Lyla is known to have a ferocious bite. She knocks the girls around, takes the boys to town and she is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
	Mersey Beats - #485 - Blocker Growing up on the rough streets of Liverpool England known as the Mersey Side, I spent most of my time playing music and getting into fights! Before long the whole Mersey side started calling me Mersey Beats and so it stuck! Name and attitude have always said everything about this rude little brute on and off the track!
	Muffy Del Taco - # $ 1.99 – Blocker Leaving her porn career behind to pursue the art of derby, Muffy Del Taco brings spicy style to the track. No need for extra hot sauce to give that taco more bang for your buck, Muffy's got it all.
	Novel Blonde - #21 - Blocker/Jammer Her unique style of whoop ass will make you feel like she's read you like a book. She knows just how to shut you down, spin you around, and she doesn't even break a sweat. This blonde bombshell's got game.
	Sailor Moonshine - #17 – Blocker/Jammer Descended from a line of schoolgirl crime fighters, moonshine decided to use her powers for roller derby rather than fighting for justice. Now she keeps her enemies on the track in check with her hard hits and slamming superhero costume.
	Scissor Me Timbers -#96 - Blocker Yarr me mateys, Scissor me Timbers is here to rock the boat. So laddy's hide your ladies cause this girls seeking treasure! She'll roll into your life and back out with your wife before you even had time to block.
	Tahiti Threat - #909 - Blocker Back from the dead and hungry for blood, this island zombie will unleash a hurricane of pain on the track!
	Slap Chop - # $ 19.99 – Blocker/Jammer Slap Chop was picked up by the girls in teal after they found her standing on a corner yelling 'you’re gonna love my nuts' at random strangers. After realizing she wasn't crazy and was simply suffering from boring tuna and a boring life they decided to keep her. She slaps their troubles away and can do it all day.....with just one finger.
	Winsome Bruisesome - #5 – Blocker/Jammer When she's not busy working in the ICU, she's on the track putting people in it. So bring your champagne and ice packs cause her motto is: If you can't beat 'em bruise 'em!
	Wicked Witch - #313 – Manager This Mistress of the Dark Art of Roller Derby learned that she was more proficient riding her broom than her roller skates. Her passion for the game lead to many moonlit nights around the cauldron concocting spells to help lead her team to victory.