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 Captain Name: Lucille Wrecking Ball Number: 25 Position: Blocker, Dancing Queen DOB: August 25 Bio: Combining a zest for punk rock, all things silver, truck stop diners, fishermen and John Deere, Lucille can not be classified in simple categories. Derby lives in her trunk, under her bed and in her veins. Quote: Get on the inside line |
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 Co-Captain Name: Crimson Shivers Number: 88 Position: Jammer Bio: Mod-pirate Crimson Shivers emerged from a 60s timewarp as a full-fledged derby girl. A die-hard jammer, she uses stealth,speed, and outlandish plotting to outwit her opponents and score points for her team. Her favorite things include vinyl clothing, platform shoes, and shag carpet. When she’s not on the track, you’ll likely to find Crimson lounging with a gin martini watching Beyond the Valley ofthe Dolls. |
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 Name: Angi Septic Number: 31ml Position: Jammer DOB: August 31, 1975 Bio: Angi Septic is coming clean. She plans on mopping up the track with anyone who tries to get in her way. Her hits pack 31 ml of lethal derby pain, served up with a squeaky clean fishnet-clad smile. Taking out the trash is Angi Septic's pleasure. Quote: "Come get your medicine!!" |
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 Name: Anna Salt Number: 1/3 tsp Position: Blocker DOB: March 19, 1984 Bio: Currently an Anthropologist on forced break from Research in the UK. I moved to Calgary to train in Violence so no one can robb me of my passport again!! Look out Mean streets of London I'll be back!!! Quote: Bellum omnium contra omnes ("the war of all against all") - Thomas Hobbes Picture by Charlotte Furneaux |
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 Name: Dragstrip Dolly Number: 1/4 mile Position: Blocker/Pivot |
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 Name: DuMonster Number: 16 Position: Blocker |
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 Name: Goldie Gold Digger Number: Position: Blocker |
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 Name: Jessie Belle Number: Position: Blocker |
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 Name: Kickstart Kandi Number: YZ125 Position: Pivot, Blocker, Jammer DOB: NOYB Bio: A true adrenaline junkie at heart, this chick’s ultimate kicks were found tearing up the dirt track. Kandi’s love of motocross and her natural aggression has been the catalyst for her addiction to extreme sports. Needing an equally aggressive obsession to kick some ass and fill the winter void, Kandi laced up her skates and took on the CRDA. The result was a new passion and a new addiction to derby. Watch out for this roller girl, she’ll blow past and leave you in her roost, whichever track you’re on. Injuries: Bruised ribs, twisted knee, sprained ankle, broken fibula |
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 Name: Lucy Flawless Number: 32 Position: Blocker DOB: 06th/85 Quote: "Everyone is flawless, 'flaws' are what make an individual". |
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 Name: Mortu Mary Number: 13 Position: Blocker/Pivot DOB: Feb. 12, 1984 Quote: Every day above ground is a good one |
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 Name: Rollover Jean Number: 8 Position: Blocker DOB: June 5th Bio: The black sheep in a family of intellectuals, derby was a natural choice in a continuing decent into all things dark and decadent. Quote: "If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" Fight Club |
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 Name: Sally Sawed Off Number: 12 gauge Position: Jammer, #2 Blocker DOB: im a scorpio...thats all u need to know. Bio: Upon countless hours of searching through records and microfiche, we were unable to locate any documentation on Sally Sawed-Off. Shrouded in mystery, rumors circulated in years past that at the age of 12, Sally found her grandfather's sawed-off shot gun in the shed and one night killed her entire family. Sally was institutionalized but at the age of 15 she escaped and was never heard from again. While these claims cannot be validated, all we know is Sally's history is shady as her on-track antics. Quote: 'Im sally mother fuckin sawed off.' |
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 Name: The Wicked Witch Position: Team Manager / Bench Wench Bio: This Mistress of the Dark Art of Roller Derby learned that she was more proficient riding her broom than her roller skates. Her passion for the game lead to many moonlit nights around the cauldron concocting spells to help lead her team to victory. Wielding magick and mayhem, mixed with a hint of sexy, she is a force to be reckoned with. You better watch out, because if you’re not careful, she’ll cast her spell on you. Quote: 'No Rest for the Wicked.' |
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 Name: Sister Mary Innocent Number: 333 Position: Blocker Retired: 2008 |
