Captain Name: Deja Voodoo Number: 99 Position: Blocker DOB: None of your BEESWAX! Bio: Deja VooDoo, an orphaned child raised in New Orleans by a Witch Doctor that worked part time as a lounge singer. She taught Deja to sing but also how to eff people up, mentally and physically. You may think you’ve run into her before...or maybe she’s just working her VooDoo Magick on your mind...or maybe you did run into her before and she ROCKED your ass and that’s why you’re not sure!!! Just watch your back and your front...cause there's nothing you can do to escape the VooDoo!!! Quote: "Too bad you can't buy a VooDoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out!" Captain Name: Frosty Box Number: 108 Position: Undecided Name: Cheetah von Teese Number:70 Position: Jammer, Blocker Bio: This scarlet haired kitten is a firecracker both on and off the track. First spotted in a smoky lounge while performing her famous martini bath burlesque act, Cheetah von Teese has never forgotten her glamour puss roots, and brings her 1940’s sass to the track. Using speed and stealth, this fine feline stalks her prey from a distance before she pounces, leaving them in the dust. Find out what it takes to make her purr…but watch out for those claws! When not on the track, you'll find out her out causing a ruckus with Miss Elle Stryke. Name: Delirium Number: Position: would like to try jamming but believe that I need to learn all positions to be a good player. DOB: March 17 Bio: What’s there to say……………… by day I am your average working stiff, by night I am the slave driving homework pusher, piano practice demander, reader of stories and consoler of school yard drama, chauffeur, as well as partner to an amazing human being. I am very new to derby but I do aspire to be the best damn derby girl I can!!! Quote: Tape an aspirin to it; it’s a long way from your heart. - Dave Lindsay. Curious people are interesting, I wonder why that is. -Bill Maher Name: Goddess Of Chaos Number: Position: Jammer Name: Kiki Tiki Bang Bang Number: 852 (GO TEAM MULLET STROKER!) Position: Blocker Quote:" Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness." - Pablo Picasso Name: Mama Ro Number: 24 Position: Jammer, pivot, blocker Name: Miss Elle Stryke Number: 403 Position: Awesome Bio: Elle Stryke was a spitfire right from the beginning, starting life at CFB Trenton, the daughter of a corrupt General. Elle's family was forced to leave the air bases for the General's insubordination. Raised with the authority and expertise of the Air Base, her strict up bringing caused her to be very disciplined as well as sinister and ruthless. Some would say she is a tyrant, she would just say she likes to get what she wants. While her looks may be deceiving, watch your back Miss Elle might just have YOU as her next target. With Cheetah Von Tease at her side, this is a duo you do not want to mess with. Quote:"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton Name: Psycho Sarah Number: Case-file 911 Position: Blocker DOB: Sept. 11 1977 Bio: Psycho Sarah, born 9/11 and the middle child in a family of 5, was ignored by most of her family. She found ways to amuse herself though. At the age of 6 she discovered a new way to entertain herself, the mutilation of childrens toys. Disfiguring Barbie's was a particular favourite past time, typically half melting faces or severing their limbs. As she got older she was in constant trouble at school and had few friends. An endless barage of taunts and name calling fueled her anger and when she was 17 she was caught beating a fellow classmate. Sarah was sentanced to community service for a year, picking up garbage along the highways. However, instead of using the garbage pick for picking up garbage, small fur bearing woodland creaures paid the price for her punishment. When caught tormenting these defenseless animals she was sent to an asylum, her case file, incidentally, was 911. When she was "rehabilitated" she was released. A love for Karaoke grew while at the asylum and one night while out at a local karaoke bar, a particularly awful singer sent Psycho Sarah into a rage. Luckily for the singer some of the CRDA girls were there. They saw potential in Sarah and saved that poor singers life that night when they intervened. They taught Sarah how to channel her rage into Roller Derby. Now she lusts for the smell of the track, the sound of the wheels on the floor, and bones cracking after landing that perfect hit. Turn Ons: Mutilation of childrens toys, the moment before a bone crushing hit and long walks on the beach. Turn Offs: Peace, harmony and mean people...they suck! teehee Quote: "We all go a little mad sometimes" - Norman Bates, Psycho Name: Roxy Acetylene Number: 28 Position: Jammer Bio: Roxy lived for years under the false assumption that team sports were silly games for meatheaded boys, that is until roller derby reached out, grabbed her attention and pulled her out of her chair and on to a pair of vintage roller skates in 2006. Now she proudly skates with the CRDA and is an active league volunteer. Name: Sarahsaurus Wrecks Number: 86 Position: Jammer, Blocker DOB: June 25, 1982 Bio: Born and raised in the badlands of Drumheller, Sarah Saurus Wrecks grew up tough. This tomboy learned early to booty block or be booty blocked! Powerful, fast, and clumsy like a t-rex, Sarah Saurus seemed destined to be a roller derby girl. This loyal lady will smile as she hunts you down and smashes you off the track! Quote: 'If God had meant for people to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollerskates!' - Willy Wonka Name: Sexy Wrexxxy Number: 851 (GO TEAM MULLET STROKER!) Position: Blocker Quote: "Ohhh Wrexxxy, you're so Sexy!!!" Name: Socra-Tease Number: 399 Position: Blocker DOB: June 15, 1978 Bio: Before trying out for derby, the last time Socra-Tease laced on a pair of roller skates, she was skating around her parents cement floor basement and singing to the mini-pops. Apparently, skating's like riding a bike - the skills come back (and so did her fondness for bad eighties music). As if running a children's boutique and chasing after two small girls weren't enough to keep her insanely busy, Socra-Tease devotes three nights a week to skating and two more to dryland training. Finally, she's found her sports passion - skating and fishnets - who could resist?