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You’d better duck and cover when this highly trained corps of fighters
shows up on the radar! The B-52 Bellas have been drawing up plans of attack and fine tuning
their engines to drop a payload of mass destruction. They fear nothing and have only one mission;
Victory. May the gods have mercy on their enemies. | |
 | Mama Ro - #24 - Captain Fearless leader of the Bella battalion, Mama Ro delights in seeing the bodies hit the floor. She’ll knock you flat on the track then kick out the jams with her deafening victory song. |
 | Sarah Saurus Wrecks - #86 - Co-Captain Evolution be damned, she’s bringing an extinction. She’ll eat you alive and pick her teeth with the bones of her enemies. |
 | Kiki Tiki Bang Bang - #82 - Co-Captain This flame-haired bombshell plays with fire and befriends evil spirits. Dare to challenge her and she rages like a volcano, leaving you a smouldering ruin wishing you stayed home to drink Mai Tais. |
 | Trophy Wife - #18kt Always the star of the show and the centre of attention, she bats her lashes and robs you blind, stealing points and taunting the enemy with her smile. |
 | Roxy Acetylene - #28psi Roxy likes her fuel explosive and her goods dangerous. She’ll cut you apart in a shower of sparks and engineer something monstrous with the parts. |
 | Cheetah Von Teese - #70 This pin-up beauty purrs like a kitten and fights like a tiger. She’ll steal your state secrets, crack all your codes and destroy your defences with one well placed strike. |
 | Sybil Defence - #54 You better hope you have distant early warning when Sybil’s on the scene because she has a warning for you, “Just Watch Me!” as she declares martial law to counter your attack and leave you defeated. |
 | Road House Bruise - #1017 She loves the smell of diesel in the morning, and you better pull over if you don’t want to be crushed by her wheels. She’ll roll through the carnage with the pedal to the metal, leaving you eating her dust and singing the blues. |
 | Ravage Savage - #67 This towering steely-eyed Amazon looks down on the enemy and forward to victory. She fears nothing and follows only one rule: Savage Law! |
 | Sew Nasty - #3 More Stitch, Less Bitch is her motto, and a small army of evil stuffed toys follow her lead. Crafty and sharp, she’ll tear ‘em apart on the track then stitch up the flesh wounds like a pro. |
 | Lady Speedstick - #24-7 Master of stealth and surprise attack, there is nothing she likes better than to see her enemies sweat. The smell of their fear is the perfume of victory. |
 | Conniption - #123 Always there to shore up the defences and press on an attack, her relentless battling leaves her enemies tearing out thier hair in fits of despair. |
 | Anna Salt - #15 This diner waitress turned weapon of mass destruction is a key part of the Bellas arsenal. She’s on the attack and gunning for glory. |
 | Short Fuse - # 4'10" Don’t underestimate this explosive fireball. You’ll never see her coming, but when the blast is over and the wreckage has landed, listen for the feisty giggle in the distance. |
 | Booty Page - #50's Hello fabulous 50's! Watch out for this modern day pin-up-girl. She's certainly a front line fighter who loves dishing out the hits. |
 | Deja VooDoo - #99 Holding a Doctorate of Witchery and Black Magic, VooDoo will sing you a siren song then knock your ass into next week, sauntering off with your soul in her pocket. |
 | Happy Killmore - #44 Happy doesn't PLAY derby she destroys it! She is quoted as saying "What? I didn't *BREAK* her, I was testing her durability". May as well go back to your shanties because the price is wrong BITCHES. |
 | Buttons McBoomBoom - Coach Diplomacy, subtlety, and negotiation are the core beliefs of his ideology: diplomacy like an air strike, subtlety like a flamethrower, and negotiation for the terms of your utter surrender. All’s fair in love and war, and the only love here is for the Bellas. |
 
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